Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.

I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done. I wish I could say I'm an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I've been lucky that things have come across my path and they've worked out well for me.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.