They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.