I really do know football.
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.
I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.
Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.