I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

You can only really learn from failure ... To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.