I'm sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.

So much of a stand-up's life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes.

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.

I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.