Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.