I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.

You better have great practices.

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.

My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.