Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
Winning is only important in war and surgery.
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.