Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

You fake something until you're good at it.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.