Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.