It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.