I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

My wife went off with Elvis.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.