Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.
I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.
I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.
When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.