I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.