I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.