You don't need to be defined by your job.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

My wife went off with Elvis.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.