You don't need to be defined by your job.

You fake something until you're good at it.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.