You don't need to be defined by your job.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.