No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.