No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"