When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"