I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.