I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.