I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.