I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

It's hard to force creativity and humor.