In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.