In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?