You fake something until you're good at it.
I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.
You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.
You don't need to be defined by your job.
I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilliโs.