Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.