Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.