Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.