Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

I'm free to do what I please, I'm probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.