There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

You fake something until you're good at it.

It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'