There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.