Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"