So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.