My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.