As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.