I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.