I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.