It's hard to force creativity and humor.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.