Well I've made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it's probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I've known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we've been friends. About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.