If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.