Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.