Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?