He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.