He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.