He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.