People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.