People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.