People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

You fake something until you're good at it.