People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.