If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!

I'm still a geek on the inside, that's the important thing.

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.