If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.