As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
You don't need to be defined by your job.
It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.