A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

You don't need to be defined by your job.

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.