As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.