Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.