Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.