I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.