I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

A lot of rap songs don't usually have a lot of melody per se.

You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable.