Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!