I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.