I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

You fake something until you're good at it.