Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
There aren't that many superstars around anymore.