I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.

I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.