I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.