There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.