You fake something until you're good at it.

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

My wife went off with Elvis.

I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.