You fake something until you're good at it.

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.

Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.