You fake something until you're good at it.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.