Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come