Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.