A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
I could have danced all night!
All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.