I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
Regrets are stupid; they don't mean anything and they don't add up to anything.
A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!
Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.