There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.