A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
Nothing risque, nothing gained.
You haven't lived until you died in New York.
Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.
A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.