It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.