I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.