Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.